How Muslim ‘Toilet Bum Washer’ Is Real Winner of FIFA World Cup

Beyond all the hue and cry about who deserves to be the winner of the #QatarWorldCup2022Final between Argentina’s Albiceleste and France’s Les Bleus, here, strangely, is the real winner: the “toilet bum washer,” people.

 

The much-anticipated final between Argentina and France ended in Qatar with Lionel Messi-side lifting the cup. After the tremendous outpour of fans at the FIFA World Cup 2022, and a 120-minute cracker that ended 3:3, Argentina won 4:2 on penal shoot out and lifted the coveted trophy as Champions early Monday morning.

However, if Twitter is to be believed, we apparently have a clear winner of this World Cup and it’s not Argentina. Many westerners have finally discovered a Muslim shower or as they like to call it ‘toilet bum shower’ and it’s a revelation! An attendee of the World Cup took to a micro-blogging website and shared how it is “is the best thing ever.”

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He wrote, “Been using the toilet bum shower thing in Qatar for a month…I am absolutely horrified we only use toilet paper in the Uk/Europe. This is the best thing ever man.”

A tweet

He added, “I’ve used a bidet in France, it’s decent but it’s too big, this is a simple high-pressure shower head, more functional and easily adaptable. Will be investing when back in London. My bum is very thankful.”

Well, not to say we told you so, but us desis did tell you so! The tweep’s stance soon went viral on Twitter and people have been coming up with the funniest reactions!

Here are some of the best ones.

@Justsaying wrote; “it took a world cup for ppl to learn to wash their asses”

Replying to @DavidVujanic and @muftimenk
This is what 1.6 billion Muslims (male, female, old, young, rich or poor, black or white, east or west) do everyday. Happy for you guys finally discovered basic hygiene.
Next quest “Wuḍūʾ”

Is this truly the greatest thing to come out of this World Cup? The answer is affirmative.

 

Source: The express Tribune

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