‘Babe, I Swear, The Condom Broke…’ – By Funke Egbemode

‘Babe, I Swear, The Condom Broke…’ – By Funke Egbemode A man ‘firing’ his mistress or girlfriend is not on a mission to reap bountiful harvests. All he wants to do is sow impressively and give a good account of himself. He loves the hunt. He loves the moans, groans and his woman’s vigorous vote of confidence after every play. But babies? Nothing like the announcement of a pregnant mistress to kill a man’s vibes. His third leg simply goes limp. The cowardly thing always recoils into a harmless shape…

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