“If your choice is the praying girl who wants to wait until her wedding night before you can thread her needle, your pastor will love you from here to Paradise and back.” ‘If you touch me I will get pregnant. That is what my mummy told me and my mummy is always right.’ ‘You must be really fertile if just my touch will make you pregnant. What if I touch your thighs?’ ‘Ahh?’ ‘Your inner thighs…’ ‘Noooo.’ ‘You will scream my name and say, oh my horse.’ ‘Horse? That…
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